John C. Wright gives a certain molting vulture the (very genteel) back of his hand.
It’s a pity more people don’t write this way. And it’s funny that you won’t see people on the other side of the argument doing so – too few opportunities for dropping f-bombs, and it’s an unsuitable style for using “Riiight?”, “Seriously?”, “I can’t even”, “Wow, just wow”, and the other mindless catchphrases that make up so much of their attempts at communication.